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Hoodie Blowout!
For a limited time only, all Hoodies are now just $15!

Black and Camouflage TurtleCaps
are now in stock!

New Product: The Mullet
AVAILABLE NOW!!

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Finally!!!! Well kids, our clothing is now available on our STORE page. Some companies make claims that are unrealistic. Not us. Our clothing is scientifically proven to intimidate the opposition, and impress the ladies. You can't argue with science! So, don't rely on steroids or supplements, when you can gain muscle, speed, and paintball skills by simply wearing/buying Hundredth Monkey clothing. Show that bully, or hot girl, that you are not the mild mannered person they think, but instead a bloodthirsty paintballer that shoots people all the time! Then make them wish they never noticed your shirt by telling them a boring 20-minute paintball story. Anyway, check out the clothes!

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	News Hoodie Blowout! For a limited time only, all Hoodies are now just $15! Black and Camouflage TurtleCaps are now in stock! New Product: The Mullet AVAILABLE NOW!! Finally!!!! Well kids, our clothing is now available on our STORE page. Some companies make claims that are unrealistic. Not us. Our clothing is scientifically proven to intimidate the opposition, and impress the ladies. You can't argue with science! So, don't rely on steroids or supplements, when you can gain muscle, speed, and paintball skills by simply wearing/buying Hundredth Monkey clothing. Show that bully, or hot girl, that you are not the mild mannered person they think, but instead a bloodthirsty paintballer that shoots people all the time! Then make them wish they never noticed your shirt by telling them a boring 20-minute paintball story. Anyway, check out the clothes!