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Finally!!!! Well kids, our clothing is now available on our STORE page. Some companies make claims that are unrealistic. Not us. Our clothing is scientifically proven to intimidate the opposition, and impress the ladies. You can't argue with science! So, don't rely on steroids or supplements, when you can gain muscle, speed, and paintball skills by simply wearing/buying Hundredth Monkey clothing. Show that bully, or hot girl, that you are not the mild mannered person they think, but instead a bloodthirsty paintballer that shoots people all the time! Then make them wish they never noticed your shirt by telling them a boring 20-minute paintball story. Anyway, check out the clothes!

Announcement: Coming Soon! After a couple of years and countless requests and questions of "why don't you sell this stuff on the website?" the apparel that we sell (in limited supplies) at NPPL, XPSL, and MXS Scenario events, will be available on the website. Because of the obvious genius of this move, the people at Hundredth Monkey feel the name of the page should reflect the creative genius of that is Hundredth Monkey. It will be named..uh..something..um...The Limited Supply Apparel Page! At least it's meaning is clear, unlike our name whose meaning will never be revealed no matter how much you keep asking! Ha ha ha ha....

Hundredth Monkey is proud to annouce that American Paintball Supply is now a distributor of Hundredth Monkey TurtleCaps. American Paintball Supply is the leader in paintball distribution, and they will be an asset in helping to bring our protective headgear to paintball! If your local stores don't carry our hats, tell them American Paintball Supply now carries them! That might be easier for them. So let's hear it for American Paintball Supply! (Yeah!! Alright! Radical!!)